twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016

twitter

a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.

Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!

by al pal April 3, 2016

Twitter

A social media site where people can go to express their opinions and share their thoughts. Twitter is not intended to be used as a gate way to singling people out or exposing them. It is also a site where the user should feel safe enough to share whatever they'd like without being targeted in a negative manner.

Twitter User: "today i..."
Twitter User: "I really hate when..."

by Ndjsjzjsnalcnizjwkslc April 29, 2016

twitter-puff

a nickname a hot girl gives you

I love you, baby. you're my sweet lil' Twitter-puff

by pussymaryjane September 1, 2016

Twitter Stop

When a sentence ends without punctuation due to limited character space on Twitter. The author can reinforce the Twitter Stop by using a capital letter to start the next sentence.

I may exceed the one hundred forty characters on my tweet about soups But I will use a Twitter Stop to save space & get my message out there

by gabejsanchez August 30, 2016

twitter creeper

A Twitter creeper likes and/or retweets a person's tweet with rapid-fire succession. Other forms of Twitter creeping is replying and liking or retweeting almost every tweet a person sends out, which can be very uncomfortable.

Jeez, it feels like I can't say anything on Twitter without "John Doe" pouncing on everything I say. He's such a Twitter creeper!

by Rusty Peters August 4, 2016

Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016