AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP July 2, 2005
Get the saber-toothed crotch cricket mug.A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.
Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
by A. Creed May 8, 2010
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A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!
"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Get the Toothless Wonder mug.A person not well experienced with fellatio; often scrape their teeth over the tender meatus of a penis head.
Betty Lou was not very good giving Tyrone head. She scraped his meatus while giving him toothy head.
by Richard Black March 2, 2005
Get the toothy head mug.‘Toot toot’ is a slang phrase used to announce something:
‘Toot toot I’m home’
‘Toot toot, did you hear about what happened at the party last night?’
You can also reply to someone who has said toot toot, with a toot toot, in agreement or acknowledgement.
‘Toot toot I’m home’
‘Toot toot, did you hear about what happened at the party last night?’
You can also reply to someone who has said toot toot, with a toot toot, in agreement or acknowledgement.
by Chichi420 October 13, 2018
Get the Toot toot mug.v. To leave a toothbrush in the bathroom of the person you are dating, usually without their consent, in order to take the relationship to the next level.
Dude #1: "Dude, I got toothbrushed last night!"
Dude #2: "What, how long have you been seeing her!?"
Dude #3: "Only three months!!"
Girl #1: "Can you believe this guy tried to toothbrush me after just one week?"
Girl #2: "What a desperate loser."
Dude #2: "What, how long have you been seeing her!?"
Dude #3: "Only three months!!"
Girl #1: "Can you believe this guy tried to toothbrush me after just one week?"
Girl #2: "What a desperate loser."
by Thomas Malenke August 20, 2011
Get the toothbrush mug.When you and your families/roomates/girlfriends tooth brush are all in the same cup for holding when not in use and the bristles of your brush are touching the bristles of there brush and therefore the toothbrushes are kissing.
Generally a bad thing because the persons plaque is now shared with your plaque. IT is not a bad thing however when it is with a hot girl.
Generally a bad thing because the persons plaque is now shared with your plaque. IT is not a bad thing however when it is with a hot girl.
I got so disguisted when I saw that my toothbrush had done a toothbrush kiss with my fat roomie Kevin's toothbrush.
by danibee June 11, 2006
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