Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner

A person who's relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.

by aaaauntiea December 21, 2010

Seductive Toilet

A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.

"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"

"Probably was Seductive Toilet."

by Sajuco August 11, 2013

skibidi Toilet Syndrome

"skibidi Toilet Syndrome" is often referred to individuals who constantly bring up memes and humor as a conversation topic. individuals with this syndrome view conversations a completely different way then we do. they constantly look for hints of satire and sarcasm to leech on to and repeat or do something of use. individuals with this syndrome may also commonly bring up a new popular memes or topic. this is most common in toddlers who spend more then 5 hours on the internet a day.
some nicknames for this Syndrome are: "frontal lobe humorism disorder (FLHD)" and "meme-sarcasmia personality disorder"

Eric: hey wsup man!
Tim: Youtubers in thumbnails be like "OH MY GOD"
Eric: ...okay?
Tim: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE ERIC!
Eric: you have "skibidi Toilet Syndrome" or something dude?
Tim: SKIBIDI BOP BOP YES YES

by wuppadoReal September 21, 2023

Scum sucking toilet worm

Someone who drinks the residue left in toilet water after urinating and deficating in it, using a wooden spoon to scrape and eat the leftovers afterwords.

u nasty ass scum sucking toilet worm, get the hell away from me.

by Sumsikshit June 1, 2010

The Class Toilet Paper

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class

Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

by waka mcwaka March 14, 2011

Off the Toilet

When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"

Off the toilet Hot.

OTT for short

Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"

by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013

Clog the toilet

when the toilets is clogged

The toiled it clogged oops auto correct I meant toilets clog the toilet lol uwu

by dumb waves May 22, 2019