Wake up text

It's when you text someone late night, midday, AM or when you assume the other person is asleep and you've got something pointless to say and you start out a very pointless conversation with a text that reads... "Wake up text". This text may be altered in any means necessary to suit your style as long as the phrase "Wake up text" is still included and in the same exact order with "Wake" right before "up" and followed by "text"

It is 4am at Purdue and Gerard is studying. Rigorously.

Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.

Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*

::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**

by G.Rad May 6, 2009

Brain Text

A girl in your contacts willing to give you head.

Matt: She a booty call?
Peter: Nah, she a brain text.

by A Peter O October 6, 2008

Bitch Text

When someone (usually a girl) sends you one or multiple text messages bitching at you for something he/she would never verbalize face to face.

Katie sent me multiple bitch texts last night after learning I had forgotten to call her back, which seemed to hint at her real anger towards Mike, who had just broken up with her.

by Jingle Heimer Jo October 7, 2008

Screening a text

When you receive a text on your phone and you read it on your lock screen but don't open it in messages.

I was screening a text from bob, he is so annoying!

by Azjdnckc May 10, 2014

Drunk text tourettes syndrome

When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.

"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.

by oh!hi!girl February 1, 2012

monkey text

Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.

The text message you sent me was just monkey text.

by Loadmaster March 31, 2010

Freudian text

1. Sending a text message to the subject of your text, instead of the intended recipient.

2. Texting someone what's on your mind, as opposed to what you meant to say.

1. Me (to Alice): "Hey John, isn't Alice is a real bitch?"
Alice: "...What the fuck?"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."

2. Me (to Alice): "Fuck you, lying whore."
Alice: "What?!?!"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."
Alice: "...Again?!"

by kanapanapan August 25, 2010