safety patrol officer

A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.

"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."

by Blubrrr April 20, 2007

shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.

I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock

by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010

Safe Haven

serveral definitions are voted on for one word without possibility of a duplicate.

Safe haven the urban dictionary's Definitions

by Vapejuice February 9, 2020

safety pin

a thing that most "freaks" wear and is considered a fashion statement or a thing that most poor people use to hold clothes together

God what a posser for wearing that saftey pin

by Anna March 8, 2003

Safeer

A drunk boy who thinks that fortnite is everything, watches hentai for a living, and always rejects Amal, the perfect girl for him.

Amal: hey safeer
safeer: what do u want this time, do u want me to shank you
amal: yes and make it nice
safee:*kills amal*
amal {in heaven}: fuck you safeer or should i say SUPPLUS

by THE BIG COCK BOY BOI!!! September 25, 2019

The Safe Sephiroth

A poor boy, with many problems. Safe, is to say that the boy feels safe, but Sephiroth is the ancient language of the dimyungbats, meaning Terror breaking through safeness.

In other words, avoid any TSS you come across

The TSS was sucking on something. "Is that weed?" Jerry said. "Yeh, it's to help his phycho problems." Larry said.

by (prefers to remain anonymous.) May 6, 2003

safe

Acronym for Stomach Acquired Flagrant Erection

Damnit, I have a safe right before getting in front of the class

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003