Santa

Your parents.

"Santa got you some pretty fancy stuff this Christmas"

by alphabetsoupster January 19, 2009

santa

an international druglord

He a sleigh, a big red coat, Roudolph with his nose so bright, lives in an area rather far away from society, little "elves" and so called "snow" to surround him

by Katrina December 23, 2003

Santa

A fat guy who wears fur coats, shiney black boots, and owns hundreds of thousands of slaves.

Santa is always drunk.
Santa is such a pimp.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

Santaclausification

santaclausification
1.The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person or idea as if it were harmless and benevolent

Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.

by w_stroupe February 27, 2009

Santa's Reindeer Shelter

A warm, cheery shelter for homeless reindeer in need. Served 3.1415926535 reindeer and counting! Located in convenient places near you! Go to your local reindeer shelter today and adopt a loving pet you've always wanted. Call 772-257-4661 today and adopt a reindeer for a low price of 34¢. Pick up the phone today!

Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(

KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*

Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*

by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010

Santa spindle

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.

Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010

Santa Buddies

The best movie ever, a spinnoff of the Disney "Buddy movies", starring talking dogs B-Dawg, Buddha, Budderball, Puppy Paws, and Tiny. Watching this movie will make you lose your mind while crying from joy.

Guy 1: Hey man, do you want to go watch The Hangover?

Guy 2: No man, let's watch Santa Buddies.

by puppypaws December 30, 2010