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Skrampled Banonos 

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.
Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.
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The act of giving/receiving a blowjob while playing one of the greatest xbox 360 games of all time, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
As opposed to popular belief, this has nothing to do with the term "rimjob" and can only be pulled off when you have a woman awesome enough to put up with it. As an added bonus, one can scream "Fus Ro Dah!" upon ejaculation for added humor.
"Dude, I heard Kyle convinced his girlfriend to give him a skrimjob!"

"He is DEFINITELY getting a high-five the next time I see him!"
Skrimjob by Pete26 February 7, 2012

Skrilling 

The act of listening to SKRILLX on highest volume your ears can handle. Usually is the act of also pissing off your family/roommates/neighbors
"I've been skrilling ALL DAY, man"
"Damn dude, didn't your girlfriend kill you?"
"nahh, man but my ears hurt like a bitch"
Skrilling by Emilys_Gold August 27, 2012
The jewish slang term used for money
skrilla by daddynovh November 30, 2018
Pronunciation: /skrailIN/ skr - ay - ling, like the "ay" in day

The word is used to refer to anyone who listens to rap music and speaks Ebonics or more professionally called African American Vernacular English — and who also exhibits many characteristics of stereotypical urban African Americans. The term is used to refer to a member of any race, including blacks and whites. A related term is Skraespeak, which is used to refer to the African American dialect.
Person One: Man, They be runnin' from me and my hommies.
Person Two: I know man, shit. He say he gonna kick yo ass.

Onlooker One: What a bunch of Skraelings...
Onlooker Two: When will they ever learn English?
Skraeling by Sam Martinez January 11, 2007
v. When a man removes his own scrotum (often including other parts of the male genitalia)
Larry was so angry about being rejected for sexual reassignment surgery that he skrote himself.
Skrote by HaydenX September 5, 2007