The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.
Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.
Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.
The act of giving/receiving a blowjob while playing one of the greatest xbox 360 games of all time, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
As opposed to popular belief, this has nothing to do with the term "rimjob" and can only be pulled off when you have a womanawesome enough to put up with it. As an added bonus, one can scream "Fus Ro Dah!" upon ejaculation for added humor.
"Dude, I heard Kyle convinced his girlfriend to give him a skrimjob!"
"He is DEFINITELY getting a high-five the next time I see him!"
Pronunciation: /skrailIN/ skr - ay - ling, like the "ay" in day
The word is used to refer to anyone who listens to rap music and speaks Ebonics or more professionally called African American Vernacular English — and who also exhibits many characteristics of stereotypical urban African Americans. The term is used to refer to a member of any race, including blacks and whites. A related term is Skraespeak, which is used to refer to the African American dialect.
Person One: Man, They be runnin' from me and my hommies.
Person Two: I know man, shit. He say he gonna kick yo ass.
Onlooker One: What a bunch of Skraelings...
Onlooker Two: When will they ever learn English?