Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.
Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”
by captainjoong January 21, 2022
Get the Pete Skeet mug.

bitch skeets

bitch skeets:
bitch meaning a male friend, skeets meaning mosquito (bites), small boobs but yet still there, also knows as man boobs.
by ema. September 24, 2008
Get the bitch skeets mug.

Skeet-ball

Labeling Dixie cups or solo cups with point values and placing them in a line and trying to ejaculate into them from a distance.
Hey bro I was shooting a round of Skeet-ball alone last night and hit the jackpot.
by soggy_pete September 10, 2020
Get the Skeet-ball mug.

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.
"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"
by Wildfira May 02, 2008
Get the Beet Skeet mug.

Skeet or skit

(part of a gang)

Joey: gang gang
Tom: eskkittit
Bob: skeet or skit
(Was was shot that day)
by Ticktocksuckmyco... May 15, 2018
Get the Skeet or skit mug.

skeeted

The term "skeeted" is frequently heard on the "Skeeter Jean" YouTube channel. They uses this expression to predators who have been busted in the act of getting cupcakes!
Skeet Hansen - "You just got skeeted!"

40 year old man - "Awh man.."
by July 09, 2024
Get the skeeted mug.

Skeeted

To get caught by the Chris Hansen impersonator known as Skeeter Jean (aka Skeet Hansen), who operateson YouTube with a group of pred catchers known as the "predatorial investigations unit"
"...i just wanted to let you know that I am Skeet Hansen, and I am with the predatorial investigations unitand we are doing an investigation on adults who meet minors online for sex, and you have just been skeeted"
by 3minem August 10, 2024
Get the Skeeted mug.