Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009

Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.

The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.

by notmereally December 4, 2009

Autumn shower

The act of a menstruating girl urinating on someone. The mixture of urine and blood creates a beautiful cascade of fall colors.

I ask my GF to pee on me. The timing was bad and I ended up getting an Autumn shower :(

by Garozerg113 October 14, 2011

Car shower

Refers to hygienic supplies kept in your car in order to get cleaned up after a night out. Items such as; mouth wash, tooth brush, moist towelettes, water bottles, extra clothes, crackers (after a drunken night), etc.

Amber woke up at a friends house, desperately needing to get cleaned up before she went to church with her parents. Good thing she's able to take a car shower to wash off last night's shame.

by amberlynn531 July 1, 2011

Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011

The Shower Effect

When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.

Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --

Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?

Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...

by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013

Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.

You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.

by b-13 January 9, 2014