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German Slurpee

A sexual act involving four persons, which at least three of persons must have penises. Each penis of the three receivers occupy one hole of a large soft pretzel, while the performer of the act fills their mouth with German beer. The performer will proceed to, while holding the beer in their mouth, perform oral sex individually on each penis while the pretzel is in place. The performer, upon each sucking, will swallow the beer gradually during the act, after which all beer is swallowed or out of the mouth, the performers moves to the next penis. The act is complete after this has been performed on each penis. The pretzel may then be shared as a treat between all parties.
Me and the boys went to Berlin. We picked up a beer, a pretzel and a German girl at the supermarket and had the best German Slurpee. The pretzel was delicious too!
by hansaring July 11, 2025
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Georgia Noodle Slurp

When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.
Dude guess what I did to barbera? I gave a chicken flavor Georgia Noodle Slurp.. WTF!!!
by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011
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devil's slurpee

Sucking the jizz out of someone's asshole after having sex with them.
Phillip had a devil's slurpee after getting it on with Timothy.
by Lepysabretizzy June 17, 2016
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Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.
Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!
by Noodle pap October 23, 2018
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burst n’ slurp

yo he just hit that burst n’ slurp damnnnnn
by popnslopper November 26, 2018
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The slave slurp

You go SLLLURRRRP to your girl and she’s automatically supposed to know you meant to clean the house
Hey baby I just want to SLLLLUIUUUUUUUURRRRRP you right now

Thank you simp slave ladies try The Slave Slurp for free
by RaccoonBoy March 12, 2020
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double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021
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