salty tooth

It's the opposite of a sweet tooth. But instead of craving sweets, you crave salty stuff.

person with sweet tooth: "I'm craving some candy, really badly."

person with salty tooth: "Well, I'm craving for some potato chips."

by spunkychick October 8, 2011

SALTS

SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend: *sends dead meme*
me: SALTS
their uncultured ass: ???

by bothofoikawasballsacks June 9, 2020

salty surprise

When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.

I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.

by Giver of Salty surprises December 26, 2013

Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

salty sandwich

A sexual maneuver in which two guys drape their ball sacks on a girl's face, one on either side. The end result is a salty sandwich of fun.

Parker and Hamilton were the "Jiggling Jigglo's" act and performed on weekend's, usually for bachlorette parties. Their specialty was the salty sandwich, and women loved it. Especially ball suckers.

by Jrubadub September 8, 2011

Salty Dinga

also known as a salty guy. a nice wad of chewing tobacco normally of decent size, density, and flavor that will put some hair on those balls. skoal, cope, griz, kayak, rooster, redwood, kodiak, revved up.... it can be found at many different locations - down the shoot, left, right, or on the upper deck (caution! may cause the squints). a salty dinga is always accompanied with a good ol' spitter, usually a water bottle but sometimes an arnold palmer can for classiness and style.

jeff did you get punched in the lip?" "NO BITCH thats my salty dinga

by B Pumper March 23, 2011

salts my apples

Another term for "pissed off."
Frequently used on Reddit and in the titles of 'Rip Vine' compilations

Ajit Pai and his net neutrality ass really salts my apples

by I hate myself. January 20, 2018