butt safe

A place to store your contraband; keistering

John’s butt safe held both a fart and a cocaine filled condom

by Kata Stroff June 7, 2018

the safe worder

someone who doesn't use swear words, instead he uses the alternative ones with the "same meaning"

John: Holy #### my grandmother is pregnant with 10 babies!

Sam: What the fudge!
John: Your still the safe worder?
Sam: I feel that there are better ways to make a point.

by givemefoodnow February 3, 2019

Sarfin Safari

A Kook or pod of Kooks that aren’t just the typical beach goer, but the kind ready to feast into the unknown experience of getting pitted, barreled, scarfed, rocked, and washed all at the same time. Usually spotted by the carefully planned transportation of the sarfing board gettin verticle in the back of a 4-seater VW slug-bug convertible or some other like means of transport. There’s also the occasional wetsuit hanging side mirror tactic that really means the Kook felt the effects of a full fledged Sarfin Safari that day. This is when the Kook is expected to Shaka and grin because #weouthea!

A: Hey man I think I nabbed a Kook over there who just got shook on a Sarfin Safari.

B: You mean the one with the board strapped to the windshield wiper still dripping wet from mad tubes brah?

A: Yeah man, all I can say is now I’m #hardforsoftops.

by cnmjarrell July 9, 2019

japanese safety boots

Australian thongs 🩴

Home work attire

Mowed the lawn today in my Japanese safety boots

by Tidymyroom March 13, 2021

pre-safari

the content you browse to get you aroused and ready to jack off

Yeah, I use Instagram as pre-safari
Need to find something for pre-safari

by KPH529 January 20, 2021

Nissan Safari

The nissan safari will decimate any 4x4 in its way, its stronger than any Landcruiser, and will make any Patrol owner cream themselves, it also has one of the sexiest sounding 4x4 engines out there, the TD42

Joe: What kinda car is that
Mama: More than u can afford pal, Nissan Safari

by unknown_optimus234 September 9, 2021

vas safe

Vasectomy safe. A man that is vasectomy safe as in he unable to get a woman pregnant. When a woman is seeking a man who is unable to accidentally get the woman pregnant. Safety from unwanted pregnancy. Creampie freedom.

"I would love if you're vas safe so you can cum inside me."

by MrBigBombAssDick May 1, 2022