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sellbot

An individual who often partakes in the act of "selling", meaning to perform poorly in important circumstances such as in heated competition. The "bot" (short for robot) portion of the word refers to the individuals capacity to only be able to "sell", similarly to how certain robots/machines have only the capacity to do one specific thing.

tl;dr a retard
Neil: did you see sebastian try to bumrush the entire enemy team? my man died instantly
Marco: Yeah man, what a sellbot
by collin o'neil July 12, 2021
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green shell

something that is meant to hurt others but usually just fucks over someone innocent. Derived from the popular game Mario Cart
Blake, drop your sack and stop shooting those fucking green shells. You're tripping.
by Billy Bragg April 26, 2006
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tortoise shell

The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.
Steve, "The water is freezing today."
Morty, "Yeah man, I got a tortoise shell"
by Chris Avis March 27, 2008
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Mike Sellers

The current beast Pro Bowl fullback for the Washington Redskins. He started his career at the age of 19 for the CFL.

At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Mike Sellers destroy Kenoy Kennedy yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!
by Zorn Star June 1, 2009
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smellgasm

Like an orgasm for the nose. When someone smells so good it makes you want to say GOD DAMN.
1. My hot ass co-worker was in my office today and I was having smellgasms.
2. I picked up his shirt off the floor and smelled it and had a smellgasm.
by Jacqlyn April 24, 2006
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selling dreams

When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.
EXAMPLE 1:

What happened to you Alyssa?

Oh, I'm so bummed out.

Why is that?

Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?

EXAMPLE TWO:

Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?

Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.

Selling dreams?

She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
by problemeo February 25, 2019
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your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!
1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?
by Joe September 5, 2005
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