adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
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Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022
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Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.
Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Often used by people with the name Khristina.
by GlizzyDoll May 21, 2022
Get the Socially Retarded mug.A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find
Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find
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