Raging Leonard

n. Fat, racist redneck and former cokehead recently fired from his lowly computer tech job.

Raging Leonard thinks Iggy Pop was bigger than the Beatles. What a smacktard.

by Assholes, Inc. May 4, 2005

racing stripes

the red marks leading up a male's erect penis after receiving a blowjob where the woman scrapes her teeth.

She gave terrible head! I had the worst racing stripes after she was done

by thescraped August 30, 2011

fake rain

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.

I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.

by Brandon March 13, 2004

dirty rainbow

When you aim your ass up in the air & shoot diarreah onto someones face

My friend passed out on the couch so I gave him a dirty rainbow

by Big Man February 19, 2004

dirty rain mack brigade

Sleazy old men who perv around sex shops

by xxx April 23, 2003

rainbow kiss

Performing 69 while a woman is on her period. The man ejaculates in the woman's mouth and the two kiss, the menstrual blood and semen mixing to form a beautiful rainbow of colour.

We shared the most beautiful rainbow kiss last night... This girl is really special.

by Cunny January 24, 2005

rain check

when someone is unable of pursuing prior plans do to an unexpected obstacle such as time consuming problems or an emergency.

Nick had to rain check his plans with Mitchel because his wife had got in a car wreck.

by a_michelle November 28, 2007