Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

by Dirty underwear July 3, 2016

Hueves Rancheros

A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.

Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!

by Trypanosome44 October 14, 2016

matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

cat ranch

A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.

Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?

by Skram22 July 20, 2017

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Dr.Racy

u ever wondered bout a way to milk your prostate? Dr.Racy knows how to.

Hey, I just went back from my appointment with Dr.Racy, he milked my prostate, we can have some cereal now.

by Doreguguri June 13, 2018