The quarter pounder with cheese

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.

The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!

by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010

gem and two quarts

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.

"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"

by MandyBoj January 8, 2009

God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)

Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.

by pokepotty August 22, 2011

Dodge's Balkan Quarters

Dodge's Balkan Quarters is a server made up by some absolute chads that have destroyed servers such as jaratia and do nothing than shitpost and be funny, if you're a member of this server you probably are 6'5, well built, smart and a red pilled alpha male

Yo dude are you from Dodge's balkan quarters
No dude, I'm a beta male Jaratian
Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian

by AvarageDodgesBalkanQuartersMem July 22, 2020

Quarter Rican

One who is of 25% of Puerto Rican descent and uses it proudly too their advantage of pure americans over jobs and quotas.

Yo ese! I'm Quarter Rican, now me das tu trabajo-gimme yer job.(hollywood spanglish)

by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

quarterback

Sexual partner i.e. Whoever you're sexually involved with. A girlfriend, wife, husband, boyfriend, lover.

She's my little quarterback, cause I'm all that in the sac (bedroom).

by Blackburg December 25, 2007

Quartz-Bauble

A suspended clew of shit trapped in the pubic anal hair.

Quincy, please release your fore-finger and thumb from my Quartz-Bauble's - My asshole is stinging like a japanese wasp

by Davey November 6, 2003