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Power Wank

To pull over and masturbate when driving long distances. Much like the advised "power nap" to avoid accidents.
"Man, ive got one hell of a boner, better pull over and power wank."

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by Baxt October 17, 2008
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power nut

an extremely powerful nut that is either high in amount or pleasure
I fucked her for 5 hours, that pussy made me bus a power nut!!!
by B-East January 22, 2007
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POWER Q

When you fail horribily at a game and have WARLORD EPIC NERD RAGE
You POWER Q When QQ'ing is just not enough
by AnalyzerX7 December 29, 2009
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Powerkid

One who strikes fear into all that are sorry enough to stand in his path. The ultimate alpha-male. His blood smells like cologne. His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it. Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
No longer was he called Day9 he was now elevated to the level of.... Powerkid.
by Virtua April 25, 2011
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powerlifter

Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift.

Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.

Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.

Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.
Skinny guy: Look at that fat powerlifter benching with a 2 inch range of motion.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.
by hbn7890 November 18, 2009
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Higher Power

(noun)

1. An object that controls the destiny of those who have choosen it.
2. A spiritual fixation with an inanimate object.
3. Something that an AA member chooses to pray to while doing the 12 Steps.
When going to AA Jane choose a door knob to be her Higher Power, because she was told she could pick anything.

Charlie Sheen knew that something was wrong with AA when they suggested that he use a door knob as a Higher Power to pray to.

Bill was glad that he choose a door knob in AA to be a Higher Power for his spiritual experience, he was reminded of it every time he opened the door to the bathroom.
by JR Harris April 22, 2011
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Powser

A superlative of the word(s) and their like variations bowser, wow, wowser, zowsers; POWSER is the greatest degree of this adjective / adverb. Bowser is the least degree of superlative and is a bitch turtle from Mario Bro's. Wowsers! is a signature expletive expression used by the cartoon character inspector gadget and later by JB wasted.
Those 300cc’s of augmented breasts in that corset, POWSERS! Cock and / or vg blockers are totally bowsers. Finally, JB wants bottle service on a Tuesday, wowsers!
by Chris Fronic February 22, 2008
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