polish silver

to masturbate (for females)

Oh, i haven't fucked in ages, i need to polish silver.

by insanitune November 27, 2013

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

polish candy

Polish girl pussy

I gave him a taste of that sweet polish candy

by 73r0 September 26, 2017

polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

by Ballllllllllls October 9, 2013

mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.

Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”

by Isl-96 February 17, 2024