Island Poké

A supposedly Hawaiian inspired grab and go that uses mostly Japanese ingredients and provides an overall dissapointing and low quality experience attributed to stingy profit grabbing and lack of competent management, specifically in the higher ranks.

Hey have you seen that new Island Poké olace on the highstreet? I might apply for a position there.

Seriously? Forget that place dude just work at Mcdonalds, youll be treated better lol

by Sublime Shitposting November 27, 2021

Gotch Pogie

Canadian government financial resource for when you can’t afford underwear

Damn, this inflation is killing me. Gonna need to go on the Gotch Pogie to get new drawers

by Saskjet July 24, 2022

Side Poke

To violently strike or attack an individual when they’re not looking. Similar to a sucker punch.

Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”

Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”

Person 1 : “For real hey?”

Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”

by anonymous April 21, 2023

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Belly poke

To have sex with a penis inside of a bellybutton.

His penis was so small, he tried for a belly poke instead.

by James Gresham November 13, 2023

Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody

Jake got donkey poked by Jenna

by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024

dirty pokeball

When a women queefs then shits in your mouth

Ms. Stiles did a dirty pokeball in my mouth.

by Sigmaqueef May 11, 2024