nigga please

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls jelly

nigga please

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

skeezer pleaser

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy

1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.

by theHung September 11, 2005

purchase pleasure

The hopeful result of "Retail Therapy"

Her: I was so bored and depressed today I decided to try a little retail therapy!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!

by BackInBlack60 July 7, 2010

Please be advised

Essentially meaning: "I am an asshole." The beginning words from someone or something that is about to reject, worry or disappoint you.

Please be advised that our policy does not allow us to accept your complaint.

by Bill in AZ February 18, 2013

Pleasure Beeotch

derivative of pleasure beach

A girl who is alot of fun, a cheap ride, but you only go there once in the summer when you've been on an all day bender with tha boys

see ya later boys i'm off to the pleasure beeotch

by bird October 13, 2004

pleasure puddle

What a girl leaves after intense pleasure. Usually found on bed sheets or a car seat.

"Yo, dawg, Shwanda left a pleasure puddle on my sheets after we did it last night."

by stir-dawg January 11, 2008

por please

a plea for something to be done, quickly and effieciently. street equivalent to "pretty please with sugar on top"

nigga, get me them chips, por please.

by s-to-the-b August 12, 2006