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Panda Faced

The face of a sad Asian. If you hurt an Asians feelings their face will look panda like. So being Panda Faced
Asian : " that hurts don't be mean"
White : "I'm sorry don't get all Panda Faced on me"
by kiwipixiedust June 6, 2011
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Panda Paw

A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.

Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.

D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.

Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)

Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?

Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.

D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?

Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.

Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!

Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.

D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!

Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 22, 2011
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Pandaphyle

A person who likes to tamper-fer with pandas. Either for love, joy or sexual pleasure. But mainly love.
When walking past the panda enclosure Simon saw Mark spooning with the pandas.

"That Mark is right Pandaphyle"
by MangoFire October 19, 2012
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Pandad

A mexican creature long thought to be a myth, resembling a koala. It is characterized by its bushy 'stache and sombrero. Males are normally gray and females are pink. Pandads are reported to have been found in the wild of Mexico, but are rarely seen on account of being endangered. Pandads travel in medium-sized groups called mariachis and can be male or female.
Look! It's Paco the Pandad! He'll save us from Godzilla! -Japanese Citizen

I haven't eaten Pandad for years since the great Pandad extinction. -Mexican hobo
by BRNMan October 18, 2011
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panda muncher

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Pandamorous

Pandamorous; someone with a very high regard and passion for Panda bears.
That barmaid really loves Pandas, I've never seen anyone adore them like she does. I guess you could say she's quite Pandamorous!,as are many now that I think about it.
by The Commonsensualist November 3, 2013
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