Party Platter

When there is semen, shit, vomit, and mustard on your cock and you stick it in a hoe's mowf

That hoe was down for anything so I offered her my best party platter.

by candigurrrrl July 17, 2009

harry potter

Overrated children's books.

Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me.

There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts.

YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better

Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT!!11
Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.

by OLOL July 19, 2007

Patters

A young being from the greater Shire of Moonee Valley. Often mistaken for a Gallapogas Penguin.

"Hey Patters, Oh shit its just that Gallapogas Penguin"

by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007

Harry Potter

When a guy skeets in the shape of a lightning bolt on a girl's forehead.

SO i was beating off and then I climaxed and was like ohhhahhh you know? and then I harry pottered her.

by ambee April 16, 2007

captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

harry potter

A book series that tells of a young boy named Harry Potter (duh) and his adventures with his two close friends Ron and Hermione (and a few others) throughout 7 years of Hogwarts and 7 years of battling Lord Voldermort.

Harry Potter dies and comes back to life. Voldermort dies, but doesn't. Yay! :D

by irmadison January 1, 2009

Pantera

A horribly overrated band that wasn't very good anyway.

Metal Forces rated the horrible Pantera album "Metal Magic" 8 out of 10 because the metal elitists would beat them up if they didn't.

Thrash, sludge, and groove metal were extremely influenced by hardcore, Panterarized.

by Pantera Is Overrated April 7, 2013