Tan Pants

When you see a chick who is questionable to be of age. Usually a chick who is at high school level but can almost pass for a older woman. Its usually that chick you really have to sit and look at before you even have the thought of sex come to mind. The males version of "spider senses".

Guy 1: Man that chick is hot, I'd love to sit that in my lap and grind her out like good coffee

Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?

Guy 1: No...

Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked

Guy 1: Whatever dude

Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.

Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*

Tan Pants by Mc Mondo Michaels October 22, 2011

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poopy pants

Pants that have become poopy

Nick pooped his pants in the barn.

poopy pants by The Latin Duo May 7, 2005

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tripp pants

Pants that are sold mostly at Hot Topic. They come in a variety of styles, all involving either chains, straps, somewhat occult designs, and/or studs. Somewhat overpriced at $45-$55 a pair. People have been known to trip on the straps.

Tripp pants are hilarious yet stylish.

tripp pants by Lillith Lawliet August 6, 2007

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Pookie Pants

A nickname given to a person you like or are psyically attracted to. Usually, someone you are currently "talking, talking to". Most commonly given as a nickname for one's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Alyssa: "who are you texting?"
Ashley: "oh, i'm texting my Pookie Pants. We're playing the question game. hehe."

Pookie Pants by Pookiepants911 December 31, 2008