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Post-orgasm Shock

The shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an orgasm. It's characterized by a lack of sexual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having sex.
I didn't realize my brother was in the room next-door until I had my post-orgasm shock. He must of heard me masturbating.

Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!
by mock94 January 24, 2012
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Organges

FL ORGANGES sUCK TEH ASS
by Anonym00se March 14, 2004
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organic

A set of standards for growing food and raising livestock. It does not just mean "grown without artificial chemicals." Depending on where you obtain your food, the label 'organic' can mean one of three things:

1: It has been inspected and certified as being organic by a bunch of tree-hugging hippie nut jobs with no scientific background.

2: It has been inspected and certified as being organic by a profit-making (and therefore probably untrustworthy) corporation, or simply labelled organic by the person or shop selling it.

3: It has been inspected and certified as being organic by a non-profit organisation which bases its standards on the latest scientific thinking, in order to improve human and animal health and welfare, with a view towards long term sustainability in the way we eat. A good example of such a charity is The Soil Association (www.soilassociation.org).
Proper organic farming does not use artificial chemical fertilisers, instead building soil fertility through crop rotations and other SCIENTIFIC techniques, particularly the use of clover that fixes nitrogen naturally from the atmosphere using the Sun’s energy and photosynthesis.

If the government subsidised organic farming as much as it subsidised regular farming, organic fruit and veg would probably be cheaper.
by Sensible Bob September 26, 2008
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funny orgasm

noun

1. When one erupts uncontrollably into thunderous laughter and guffaws.
2. Laughter so deep and to the core that it is similar in outward appearance to an orgasm.
1. Jane was laughing so hard at the comedian she had a funny orgasm.
2. Karen's funny orgasm was so intense she wet herself.
by Matt Snowball February 8, 2007
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organ

pronounced: OR-gan; like "organic" without the "ic" a subspecies of the population that can be described in no other fashion; these individuals have very strange and specific qualifications; often included in this group are those who shop at Whole Foods, drive Jettas, congregate at Starbucks, have black-rimmed glasses, are vegan, are tree huggers, are feminist, have dreadlocks, make their own clothes, enjoy anything having to do with hemp or henna, write poetry, relate entirely to Alanis Morisette, are obsessed with recycling and conserving energy, and other earthy qualities; as an adjective, can be described as "organic"
"hey Jen, check out that organ."

"freaking organ."
by organ-haters September 6, 2006
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organizatorial

Of or relating to things that have to deal with the act of organizational details.
We are now done with the organizatorial stuff... <different voice> okay....
by Carola July 2, 2003
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organic

describing something fresh/new or artsy or hipster-ish
Pauline: Have you listened to Go Outside by Cults?
Brittany: Yeah sounds pretty organic.
by srcew you March 14, 2010
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