Dudin' off

Just males doing male things;

Why is Jamal drop kicking our ferns? Ahh, he's just dudin' off.

by Zoeseph Boxer July 10, 2017

Zaching off

When a friend beats his meat and nuts on your blanket

My friend came over and started zaching off on my couch

by Pussyfoot69 August 17, 2017

rip off

A rip off is a lesser, inferior imitation of something

My sister is a rip off of me.

by bjdythhjgfdgtrssrgsjggffdjhgtd February 22, 2019

Shirk-off

The act of masturbating with shit

Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass

by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

RIP’d off

To get ripped off ad infinitum unto a timely death.

Her: Those maligned salesmen, they would’ve left that poor guy for dead!!
Him: Really?! Sounds like he’s been getting RIP’d off then…

by @surrealRenegade420 January 12, 2019

Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018