musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple

Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on

by Both of your dads March 6, 2014

Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.

Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!

by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014

Musty Zoccali

A solo sexual act where a male makes a pizza (preferably with mozzarella cheese and lots of sauce) and uses the oil from the pizza as a lubricant, after he climaxes, he finishes all over the pizza and serves it to a large group of people.

"I was at Joe's party last night and he served us a good old Musty Zoccali"

by YaBoiShooterMcGavin February 15, 2015

mustacio

A title or nick name given to a man who gain popularity after gaining mustache

That man is a mustacio

by LowryX March 17, 2015

Mustard stroke

Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.

I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.

by Wrordmax June 15, 2016

Musty shower

When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone

Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower

by Emperor assperigus November 17, 2016

mustashio

its like if you have facial hair that is the main part of your personality

awe man I wish I could Grow out my beard like mustashio

by Kitteh Mutha Fukka December 7, 2016