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morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.
The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.
by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010
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Morning Munch

Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.
by SKdA August 11, 2010
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morning-beats

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats
by mgg528 July 7, 2011
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manningless

to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.
The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.
by havlorech September 12, 2011
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Monnight

Although gainfully employed people often dread Monday, they are happy when Monnight rolls around which marks the end of Monday.
by willbchou February 27, 2012
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Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.
I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.
by whcgonzo November 6, 2012
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Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012
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