morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.

The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.

by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010

Morning Munch

Breakfast.

Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.

by SKdA August 11, 2010

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

manningless

to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.

The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.

by havlorech September 12, 2011

Monnight

Monday night.

Although gainfully employed people often dread Monday, they are happy when Monnight rolls around which marks the end of Monday.

by willbchou February 27, 2012

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012