monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.

That monkey pounder is an asshole

by Dakota383b April 30, 2016

monkey chain

An extended or enlarged clitorus.

Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!

by Suh_connor August 2, 2016

Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis

Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis

by Monkey mischiefitis man September 10, 2022

Peace monkey

A substitute word for "God"

Originated from the misheard lyrics of "O Fortuna".

Be good for the peace monkey's sake!!!

by GKDR2 March 5, 2019

slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.

"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*

by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014

barbarian monkey

Someone who is annoying or not intelligent.

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.

by Cory Staats June 2, 2014

southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013