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Morning wedgie

The act of a guy grabbing the back of another guys underwear band and pulling it upwards . Always both guys ; 2 . A wedgie performed between the hours of 7:00am and 11:00am ; 3. A morning ritual between older brother to younger brother ( or on rare occasions vice versa) this ritual is often turned in to a "daddy drinking game" . Meaning every time dad has a cup of coffee a wedgie is performed on the person on the receiving side of the waistband .
Joe : Good morning kiddo . Dads already had 2 cups of coffee and your overdue .
George: wait are we doing my regular daily wedgie, because we didn't do the last 2 days, or are we playing morning wedgie ?
Joe: morning wedgie . I have to catch up on the last 2 days aswell . . . SOOO .

George: ok .
by David fartshorter January 1, 2014
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Mobbing

To commit extreme crime sprees in a quest for monetary gains. Usually in a group of 3 more people who use group tactics and distractions.
The three friends went mobbing the local stores until they had enough money for rent
by 2gay2fuction February 15, 2015
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Morning Wettie

A morning woodie for girls. When you wake up wet as fuck.
Omg I woke up with the wettest morning wettie!
by Hetril August 3, 2016
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morning biscut

When you give a girl head in the morning, or whenever she wakes up.
"Tristan gave me a morning biscut and I couldn't have started my day off any better."
by cheetonoodle May 14, 2018
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Morning glory seeds

most commonly used as a reference to the seeds of Ipomoea Tricolor, a species known for its content of the psychoactive compound LSA. It is mainly used by anyone in r/LSA
"Yo man I was searching on Ebay for untreated Morning glory seeds and these ones seem legit."
by libertyprimeisonline October 19, 2020
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MorbidGalaxy

the typical unknown creature on this planet that turns out to be calm. He will *morbidly* amaze you. You should be friends with this guy but be careful, he might stab ya (wink face)
Wiggle ur tits MorbidGalaxy ;)
by JxstPuffy December 24, 2020
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team morningwood

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood
I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.
by Billy D. Williams December 13, 2007
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