sac-lapper

(noun) one who licks upon the scrotum sac with their tongue.

Morgan likes to lick scrotums with her tongue, therefore she is a sac-lapper.

by J3D1 January 9, 2009

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

mr. lapham

the act of inserting one's penis between another's double chins

he gave the fat chick a Mr. Lapham

by ashlie_way February 10, 2008

LAPD

A great Police Department. Primary duty is to protect and to serve. if you live in Los Angeles or are visiting, you call 911 (The LAPD) when you need help. The Police department that maintains law and order...if there were no Police in L.A. it would so crazy and more violent.

Help call 911 were being robbed. Thank God the Police are here.

by sothercaliforniaguy February 2, 2005

Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

Lapka

A classic tool in the world of Norrath in Everquest. He is a homophobic, English Professor hater, foul mouthed, puss infected boil on the end of an elephant's dick.

John totally screwed up his job interview when questioned about his job history, and pulled a Lapka and went Postal on the interviewer, screaming at them and calling them fagnacious.

When John was questioned about a misspelling on his application, he continued his tirade screaming "OMG, the english professor who don't understand simple type of slang talk or language, may scold me for saying PLAYING instead of playin LMAO, i got way to much rage for english professors!11!"

by Kaneis March 8, 2007

Lapsedaisical

A person with a laid back attitude would be described in this word. Non-serious person who will eventually acheive his objective in due course.

He is lapsedaisical in his attitude.

by John Barham February 5, 2008