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A classic tool in the world of Norrath in Everquest. He is a homophobic, English Professor hater, foul mouthed, puss infected boil on the end of an elephant's dick.
John totally screwed up his job interview when questioned about his job history, and pulled a Lapka and went Postal on the interviewer, screaming at them and calling them fagnacious.

When John was questioned about a misspelling on his application, he continued his tirade screaming "OMG, the english professor who don't understand simple type of slang talk or language, may scold me for saying PLAYING instead of playin LMAO, i got way to much rage for english professors!11!"
Lapka by Kaneis March 8, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
South african slang, can mean many thing such as; cool, nice, awesome, lit.
Hey yo pierre, how's the party?

Yo you should have come to that bitch, it's so lakka!!🔥🔥
Lakka by Yopierre October 8, 2017
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Sri Lankan Government 

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.
Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.

Xi Lanka 

Xi Lanka FKA Sri Lanka, another new colony of the China after Pakjiang, located in the South of India.
India: Is China trying to surround me through "Xi Lanka"? (⊙_⊙;)
China: He He Boi! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Xi Lanka by The Non Smoker May 27, 2021

Lakan Dula 

Lakan is a title in the pre - hispanic Filipino nobility which means "paramount ruler" and Dula is the name of the paramount ruler.
Lakan Dula is not Lakandula and never Rajah Lakandula, you moron.
Lakan Dula by Ruby Ronquillo April 5, 2008

Lackatooie 

Commonly known as a jacket by people from the union movement or close links with the socialist left
He left his Lacatooie at the pub, he was most disappointed as it was a cold day.

He loved his new Lackatooie
Lackatooie by XYFGYU October 3, 2020
Smart in a way, funny (even in the sick humorous way), shy at times, beautiful in her own way, not skinny but not fat, cares alot about her family and especialy her friends, she's a bit clingy, a bit obsessive, shoulder to cry on, a good friend, she'd cry at a funeral even if the person wasn't related or didn't even know her, tend to be very emotional, all in all, she's hard to understand, hard to describe any further, she's not normal, but she's not wierd, she's just Lakayla.
You're such a Lakayla, I'm so jealous

I want to be Lakayla
Lakayla by wisdomcarrot123 December 1, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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