Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots

Humans are stupid.

by Cthulhuyyy December 6, 2018

Human Centipee

When a girl pisses in your mouth and you piss on the floor or better yet in someone else's mouth

Let's get my roommate to come in here and extend the Human Centipee. The more the merrier!

by MeanDabby February 21, 2019

Human

A Person

Homo Sapien

Mom is that a Human?
Mom: Yes Child

by JuliStar February 24, 2019

Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.

Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!

by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019

humanascophericmaximaphobia

humanascophericmaximaphobia is the phobia of humans.
this can be caused by someone annoying and/or toxic to your life or simply not having a social life and avoiding/not enjoying socialising with humans.

me: i never go outside of the house or talk to anyone!

voices in my head: sounds like you have humanascophericmaximaphobia

by cowboii March 25, 2019

human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.

Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)

by penis headed goat April 26, 2019

Human

Us

Hi human

by Mineaxe June 24, 2019