Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025

Forever Horny

What puberty will do to you, but drinking many cans of beer will give your horniness a REAL dopamine rush.

Does beer make you this horny? Actually, puberty will make me forever horny, but beer makes you more.

by YoyleKing February 17, 2025

Forever yeet

adjective, noun

1. The reckless, high-velocity act of launching yourself out of life’s chaos, sometimes literally, like unbuckling your seatbelt and flooring it into a wall, or tying a rope to a sturdy ceiling fan and stepping off. Mainstreamed by MandatoryFunDay on YouTube, it’s the urge to yeet yourself forever into the void, but also the choice to swerve away from it with +10 agility.

2. A darkly ironic state of mind where you flirt with self-destruction but flex your mental grip to keep running past it. It’s about outpacing the impulse to crash out for good.

#MandatoryFunDay #YeetLife #MentalAgility #DarkHumor #SelfDodge #CeilingFanVibes #SeatbeltOff

Example 1: "Staring at the ceiling fan, I felt the forever yeet calling—but I grabbed my hoodie and dodged that vibe instead."

Example 2: "He’s forever yeet material—unbuckled and speeding—but he’s still here, laughing it off."

by ImperialFleet1 March 17, 2025

Forbes starfish

the act of shitting into another persons asshole

Me and my homeboy went home last night for a Forbes starfish

by Childfollower April 18, 2025

Forever Girl

A girl or therefore a depicted female that takes a long time to accomplish anything. Taking forever!

Oh you must be talking about Chelsea the will known forever girl. Don’t expect her doing much of anything she mentions doing taking forever girl forever eventually to be known as the for never girl!

by Stamens June 5, 2025

foregetful

How da shifty-eyed Auric Goldfinger was regarding da fact dat he and James Bond were both supposed to be playing by da "strict rules of golf".

Actually, Goldfinger was both "FOREgetful" AND "FOURgetful", in dat he was absent-minded about said "playing by da book" agreement at least dat many times --- (1) "If that's his original ball, I'm ARNOLD PALMER!", (2) "Five minutes are almost up, Mr. Goldfinger --- a lost ball will cost you stroke and distance.", (3) not checking to see if he was teeing off his own ball, and (4) not immediately realizing da degree of significance regarding his having used a Slazenger 7 golf ball instead of his original Slazenger 1 ball.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

forehead kiss of doom and despair

your fucked. when a guy your in a “situationship” with gives you a forehead kiss it always leads back to them leaving. which gives it the name “forehead kiss of doom and despair”.

“but he kissed my forehead everytime i saw him what did i do wrong”

“you just got the forehead kiss of doom and despair”

by chalwins December 31, 2025