Monkey Foot Fish Hook

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.

Aaron gave Tara a monkey foot fish hook

by UCF Sab October 17, 2006

Hillbilly Foot

Condition of the foot where the lack of wearing shoes on a regular basis has allowed the feet to widen, making it increasingly difficult to resume the habit of donning footwear.

Who needs to worry about Hillbilly Foot when you're retired in Florida?

by Wrizzy August 19, 2007

Five dollar foot long

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.

Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

wheelchair foot stairs

Another form of rock paper scissors, wheelchair beats foot, foot beats stairs, stairs beat wheelchair.

wheelchair foot stairs is 1337 rock paper scissors

by Atlec April 8, 2006

fudge foot

Accidentally standing in a piece of dog shit

Damn it! I only went out for a walk and now I've got a nasty case of fudge foot!

by keith iom December 7, 2006

5 foot nothing

Rudy's size in the movie Rudy.

Rudy calm down, you're 5 foot nothing a hundred and twenty pounds! I know that coach, but I can do this, just give me a chance!

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013