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Fake Dating 

When two people embark on an activity together that could be construed as a date, such as bowling, cinema, or even coffee.

Whether there is interest or not, this action shall be observed as a fake date due to the one to one nature. This could be done deliberately by two people interested in each other who aren't classing it as a date for whatever reason (example a), or accidentally by two friends or acquaintances attempting to merely enjoy each other's company (example b).
Example A -

Josh: You fancy going out for a coffee?

Georgia: I like you but I just broke up with my boyfriend, I don't want to date again straight away.

Josh: Well then let's just be fake dating?

Example B -

Brendon: You wanna go to the cinema later dude?

Charlie: But won't it look a bit weird, like we're dating or something?

Brendon: Nah everyone knows we'd be fake dating
Fake Dating by pepsimaxginger April 22, 2017
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Philly-fake-out 

After anal sex, before ejaculation when the male spits on females back simulating the release of sperm, when the female turns around , the male busts his load in her face.
I heard grabins mom got faked out philly style the other night.
Philly-fake-out by JIM/JON March 18, 2003

fake biker 

a pussy that takes his Harley to Sturgis on a trailer or in the back of a truck.
A REAL biker rides his Harley to Sturgis. A fake biker hauls it to Sturgis..
fake biker by bread infection December 5, 2009
A person who watched only mainstream anime like Dragonball or Naruto and say he is a dub hater but watch it as dub.
A fake weeb will also like haikyu or food wars
Weeb : Did u read the new one piece chapter?
Fake Weeb:I don't like that at all, one piece takes too long with this thousand chapters i think i better watch haikyu
Fake Weeb by Stoneythekid on ig November 8, 2020

Fake anime fan/fake weeb 

A fake anime fan is someone who watches anime only because they heard it's popular
-has a profile pic of some character from the '80s(yet can't name the anime it's from)
-watches only the most popular shows(Naruto,Haikyuu,Attack on Titan,Death Note)
-doesn't watch anything too old 'cuz their virgin eyes can't stand older graphics and their tiny brains can't comprehend their plot
-doesn't read manga
-never even heard of light novels
-does dumbass tiktoks where they shake their stupid arms like an autistic hobo pointing at some colorful texts
-watched one episode of a random hentai and think they're cultured
-if you call them out you are *deep breath* toxic ungrateful crayon eater elitist gatekeeper hater with no life who deserves to die
-doesn't accept any criticism of their favourite anime,and will call you the words above if you dare say anything
-"no mom anime is not for kids,see it has titties and big bloody monster,is cartoon for big kidz like me"
-says the most sad and cringe things like "naruto changed me" or "these characters may be fictional but they are real in my heart"
-probably a "emily/blm/acab/eat the rich" type of 14yrs old white girl or one of her simps
-omg i love anime!
What's your favourite anime?
-My hero macadamia nuts!
-Ok...what do you think of the latest chapter?
-i dont like reading manga
-fake anime fan/fake weeb
A fake barb is a local who says “NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP” and than only know the mainstream songs . A fake barb is also a barb that only knows her off of TikTok and agrees with the toxic cardi fans . Fake barb are mostly white twin is that know nothing about her and constantly uses “Chile” and aave .
Barb: What’s your favorite playtime is over song?
Fake barb: Chile I don’t listen to Melanie Martinez asf anyways....:
Barb: bitch playtime is over isn’t a Melanie song...
Barb: Heyy!! What’s your favorite alter ego??
Fake barb: def Onika Chile 😌💅🏾
Barb: ONIKA IS HER REAL NAME DUNNIE !!
fake barb by Blaasiaa April 10, 2021

national fake friends day 

national fake friends day is November 30th. it’s a day where people can post some fake ass friends on snap
national fake friends day is November 30th. it’s a day where people can post some fake ass friends on snap