This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.
when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...
by never been a gimp pirate January 30, 2004
“...and so he grabbed her pet snake, ran home, then JUMPED her later on in the night - all whist wearing a cop uniform...” He exclaimed.
“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.
“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.
by spughetti21 November 01, 2017
"fake and gay" is something subscribers of the youtube channel =3 like to litter all over the comment sections of youtube videos regardless of whether the video in question is actually "fake" and "gay" or not because these RWJ drones are too stupid to think of anything original or relevant to say and they have this unfortunate misconception that repeating something ad nuseam is actually cool and funny. All they managed to do is to make themselves look like a bunch of mindless robotic douchetards.
common usage by RWJ drones:
sxephil begging video
"fake and gay"
charlie bit my finger video
"fake and gay"
obama inauguration speech video
"fake and gay"
sxephil begging video
"fake and gay"
charlie bit my finger video
"fake and gay"
obama inauguration speech video
"fake and gay"
by capitalistpig March 29, 2010
Not just Donald Trump, but practically everyone who has ever achieved some degree of worldly success, is a charlatan—people improvise as they go along, hoping that luck and success would conspire to be on their side until they become somebody blessed with many friends (and fiends and foes).
The biographies of many successful people reveal that when faced with hit-and-hope situations, they can’t help but to bluff or fake their way through until they make it—an oft-unspoken common denominator among many rich and famous people is that everyone is a fake at some point, when they’re still a nobody.
by MathPlus September 05, 2018
A fake fan is someone who has recently discovered a new film, series, artist, or book and despite only recently learning about it, still claims that they have superior knowledge and refer to it so frequently that it eventually becomes outright disrespectful to the original, larger fan base. Some examples of films which have been plagued by fake fans are suicide squad, deadpool and the recent 'It' film.
"Hey? Did you hear Ryan over there quote the new 'It' film? I bet he hasn't seen the original or read the book."
"I know right! He's such a fake fan!"
"I know right! He's such a fake fan!"
by CheesusRice69 September 15, 2017
by omfgreallynicki January 04, 2017
The Sims, a computer game where you create a person and make all their decisions throughout their life, but because it is fake, it is a "fake life."
by TheGodofLife March 12, 2012