homeless drunk

The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.

Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.

homeless drunk by Ryan English September 27, 2004

Gay Drunk 

When straight guys go to a party and get so drunk they turn gay.

1. Fuck! I woke up naked on a pool table with a beer bottle up my ass and dried jizz all over my body. I must have gotten gay drunk again last night.

2. Bob: Dude, I saw you on Boiz Gone Wild. You're a faggot.

Andy: Okay, first, I was gay drunk, so it's okay. Second, WTF were you watching Boiz Gone Wild for!?

Bob: ... you're gay.

Gay Drunk by BennyC November 28, 2006

ninja drunk 

Where one has become so drunk that he/she feels as though he/she has attainted the mystical powers of the ninja.

"Holy shit Billy tried to do a spinning hook kick from the roof and broke his ankle... he must be fucking ninja drunk!"

ninja drunk by BrendanH April 27, 2006

Cosby drunk 

When someone who is neither Bill Cosby's age or race becomes so drunk that they sound like him.

After having half a bottle of whiskey and 3 shots of Petron Dave was Cosby drunk.

Dave: Lemmmmmeeeee a tell uuuuuuuu abowt mai sun Ennis heez a goooood boy and I like da jellooooh pooooding.

Gary: Damn man you're Cosby drunk!

Cosby drunk by NurseLaura February 7, 2010

punch drunk 

punch-drunk or punch drunk; A term derived from boxing where a boxer gets hit by his opponent so many times that his disorientation is described as and similar to being drunk.

I stopped the sparring match when I saw that he was punch-drunk.

punch drunk by Chad Deese October 17, 2003

Bucket Drunk

Getting so drunk, that a bucket or garbage can is placed near you in the event that you have to throw up for the 24th time that night, you have something to puke into.

Brad: "Allright, i think hes passed out for good, but just in case put a bucket by the couch."
Jason: "Yah good idea, Neil just doesnt know his limits."
Neil:"........."

Bucket Drunk by Blinneme July 19, 2005

Poop Drunk 

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

Poop Drunk by roger2001 March 13, 2010