Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

Fucking dildoed

Verb: To be fucked (over), without any of the fun.

Intercon Security fucking dildoed me this week.

by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

dildo

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)

"That looks like a dildo

by YaboiPAULIEG October 25, 2018

Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.

Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker

by The person who defines names June 6, 2023

DILDO

DILDO- Democrat In Legal Designation Only

Sinema is a DILDO. She votes with Republicans most of the time.

by Jj’s Secret Stash October 17, 2021