juicy dildo

a stinky mango that hasn’t been left in the fridge for months

my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

Dildo

A toy dick that people stick up their coochie… 😎

Women: that dildo is SO big…. Bigger than my husbands wee wee😩

by Robloxain August 15, 2021

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 23, 2021

Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021

Demonic skeletal dildos

Skeletal dildos that are demonic

I love demonic skeletal dildos!

by SamTheSylveon August 8, 2022

Dildo

A fake dick

He's pretending he's rich to that pretty girl. What a dildo!

by anonymous August 29, 2022