designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.

"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."

by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009

exhaustive diarrhea

literally shitting yourself to death.

- She was sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. Ten minutes later, she died, still on the toilet.

- "Dude i drank water polluted to coliform bacteria and experienced the worst case of exhaustive diarrhea ever."

by Spoff03 August 18, 2011

To diarrhea for

If something is "to diarrhea for", it is so good, it's worth the later stomach trouble. (derivative of "to die for")

Guy 1: "Hey man, that Doritos Locos Tacos looks awesome!"

Guy 2: "Dude, is it worth it?"

Guy 1: "Man, it's totally to diarrhea for.

by lambdaradiation October 20, 2013

Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.

Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.

by Pitchy June 25, 2015

Raging diarrhoea

Constant or repetitive violent diarrhoea

I will not be in work today I have a bad care of Raging Diarrhoea

by V I Viking September 4, 2016

verbal diarreha

when you're not supposed to say something about someone or something in particular in front of certain people and you just happen to have an emotional slip of your tongue.

My dad made me mad and I said lots of things I'll regret for my entire life. I had a verbal diarreha

by G2160 August 6, 2016

Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.

Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.

by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016