dock

synonym for own and/or pwn.
originated from "dock; deprive someone of benefits as a penalty, deduct from someone's wages, eg. a teacher docks marks"

You just got docked.

by E.M. A.D. July 12, 2007

top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"

by willyjoejack October 16, 2006

dockage

The plural for docking and the dockyard

mass dockage in the dockyard

by Raz Egerton February 1, 2004

deck

The upper surface of a cloud.

The plane climbed and went into the deck.

by AutumnLeaves April 24, 2008

Deck

1: an action that inflicts physical pain
2: a passion-filled kiss.

1: Last night I totally decked him when he called me a slut.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.

by plumski09 December 21, 2008

Deck

A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.

Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).

Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."

I bet the girl at the front desk wants my deck.

by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009

Dock Spit

1. The accumulation of oral waste around the coastline.
2. Ignorance or incompetence.

Chingas bah, ya doin' a pack of Dock Spit!

by Eyelander August 17, 2010