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Death Penalty

A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.
I hated friday nights lights, the director deserves the Death Penalty.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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death star

When you are doing a girl anal, right before you cum, you pull out and jerk it off and try to fire your load into her ass before it closes. Sometimes you are successful, somtimes you arent.
I finally gave your sister a successful death star last night.
by groundpounder July 29, 2006
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death fart

The final gaseous emission from the lower loins, occuring at or about the exact time of death.
Man, I did the angry dragon on that ho, but realized I mussa snapper her neck cuz I heard dat DEATH FART come outter azz...
by LouiePajamas November 23, 2007
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Death Shredder

The death shredder is when someone holds their own penis and a second person (usually another male) moves the first person's arm up and down manually, thus "helping" the person masturbate. Since the second person isn't touching the penis directly, it isn't gay.
During the drive to Maryland they got really bored and so Bill gave Jordan a death shredder while I was driving.
by msumaltman September 22, 2009
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death camp

Jail ('School') where Jail Guards ('Teachers') Torture you.
Kid: I'm going to a Death Camp! I am going to die of boredom!
Mom: Bye!
by Schoolsucks January 5, 2014
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Death-Wagon

When a celebrity dies, and everyone "all the sudden" becomes a fan of theirs, they haven't jumped on the band wagon, they've jumped on the death-wagon.
just before Heath Ledger died, he was known as "the guy from that gay cowboy movie", then he died and everyone stopped bashing him, became a fan and jumped on the death-wagon.
by General Talbot April 16, 2010
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Death glaze

The unmistakeable look of resignation in a person's eyes when they realise their life will end in the next few moments.
Some say this is a look of incomprehensible terror, some say a mental breakdown, others that it's the retrospective of said person's existence playing to them. Whatever it is, you know the look when you see it.

The first few moments after the glaze are usually the happiest of said person's lifetime, for it is now that may relish true freedom.
Not only is the pain over very soon, but they know, for a finite number of seconds, they are essentially invincible.

Another rumour is that Death itself whispers the secret of life to the condemned just before expiration. If these prospects excite you, worry not. Your death glaze is on the way!
At the Zoo:

"Dude, i just totally saw Carl's death glaze!"

"I'm not surprised. Why did you think it would be funny to get him drunk and chuck him into the lion enclosure?"
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009
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