Date

Dick At The End!

I went on a date last night and guess what she got afterwards.

by Japio December 30, 2018

Snake Date

Beyond "Coyote Ugly", you must chew off your remaining arm, currently supporting her head, in order to leave her bedroom without waking her.

Won't be playing ping pong soon, had a snake date last night and I no longer have any arms.

by frishy May 13, 2018

Expiration Date

Going out on a date for the sole purpose of breaking up with someone.

“I was blindsided - when he took me out I had no idea that it would be an expiration date!”

by Shuttlenudger July 17, 2018

Dasean

Ficking rapes his ps4 and eats everyone ass in under 1 sec

Ah fuck me dasean

by TheFuckingSwat November 10, 2018

Chicken date

When a group of friends plans on getting together and eating KFC, but all but two people cancel, resulting in a 'chicken date'

Is anyone coming tonight?

Or are Austin and I just going to a weird Chicken date?

by PeteZ September 13, 2012

safety date

A girl who'll go out with a gay guy who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because he can use her to maintain his "straight" persona.

Also:

A guy who'll go out with a lesbian girl who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because she can use him to maintain her "straight" persona.

"Hey, take a look, Kyle brought a girl to the dance! I thought he was gay."
"He's gay, she's his safety date."
"Cool."

by colinian October 28, 2006

date rape eyes

one that stares uncontrollabely at women with a blank look on his face.

1. Did you see the way JEFF was looking at that girl in the bar, total date rape eyes.

by niteman May 4, 2009