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Crazy Donkey

A place where people go to macc biddddies or guys. its stupid because there will be no relationship outcome out of it. girls go there dressed to get raped and the guys go there to look like douchebags
I'm gunna go mack some shit at the Crazy Donkey
by KT:) August 29, 2010
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Bring it on like Donkey Kong

A phrase based on the old Atari video game, Donkey Kong wherein a gorilla throws barrels.

It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.

After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
"I'd like to see you win this round of pool!"

"Just wait- I'll bring it on like Donkey Kong!"
by bringing it on since 81 August 14, 2009
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Donkey Puncher

AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.
by Lig Na Baste May 5, 2008
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donkey licker

1. A person that licks someone elses balls
2. Someone who licks a donkey
1. You fucking donkey licker, you fucking broke my sandwich!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!
by Mike Ellison April 22, 2004
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Donkin

Main Entry: don.kin
Pronunciation: “d&on-kin”
Function: intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -onk•ed; -onk•ing
Etymology: Late Latin donkaratus, past participle of donkare to waste
1 : to waste valuable resource(s)
2 : a state of mind where one disregards all obvious signs of valuable gain
3 : not taking a given opportunity to better oneself
4 : clear acts of stupidity
-“I can’t seem to find Fredrick, he is definitely missing out. The girls here are HOT”
-“Fred is donkin it…”
by Mo-Nizzle January 22, 2007
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big floppy donkey dick

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"
by xenowhacker June 2, 2004
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donkey-fuck vagina

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.
Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.
by Hannah Whatsername July 2, 2007
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