Cum dumpster slut nugget 

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.

I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.

Cum dumpster slut nugget by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

cum blade 

A sword of pure crystalized cum. The most powerful sword ever.

I was about to challenge a level 100 Chad for the position of alpha male but he had the cum blade!

cum blade by Gksloflakfjsakkdk June 30, 2020

Cum drowning awarness day 

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.

"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day

Cum drowning awarness day by CumCrusader March 9, 2021

cum aiming 

To aim your cum in a particular direction - usually very difficult, especially if you are a 'squirter' instead of an 'oozer'.

"Close only counts in hand grenades, horseshoes and cum aiming"

cum aiming by Buddhalite February 4, 2009

Cum Deflectors 

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

Cum Deflectors by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011

Cum Jar 

A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar

John: What's that?

Gerald: That's my cum jar

Cum Jar by SoLegoPornExists November 19, 2020

Cum Maid 

Someone who loves to jerk off guys.

"Hey Tony, you're a real cum maid"

Cum Maid by Scotty Funk May 9, 2010