clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say

girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …

by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025

Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Verify Your Clock

Tno reference made by cringe Taboritsky larpers

Person 1: What happened to alexei
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:

by Pool-Hul June 3, 2024

cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

clock

used when jumping another human: the term “clock” implies rotating the victim to ensure maximum pain to all body parts

clock this mf i wanna hit his ass

by anonymous June 17, 2022

creep o' clock

Creep o' clock means that its that time of the day, could be any time, that single men on any beach, nude or dressed, are out on a stroll looking or staring at girls or couples. This definition comes from the beach context but could probably be applied on any situation any where.

Watch out! Creep o' clock!

by Wanna be dolphin man November 12, 2023

Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022