nade cakes

Term used for any type of herpes whether it be oral or genital, especially when it causes fear and anxiety to be around one with nade-cakes.

Dude, Billy has nade cakes!

by PCLAX September 15, 2008

Cake Chaser

A fat person, self-explanatory. Somewhat like salad dodger

Phil was walking down the street and caught sight of a little boy, he noticed he was somewhat of a fat little fuck... a real cake chaser.

by matrixbadger July 31, 2009

balm cake

another name for bread rolls, common in manchester.

or

an eccentric or crackpot

the shops out of balm cakes,

or

'e's a right balm cake 'im.

by rozzler April 16, 2004

cake-up

A word used to describe the excessive application of facial cosmetics

DAMN ... that skank's foundation is so thick it might as well be called cake-up.

by Matthew Lake June 11, 2006

cake farts

What you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake...and fart.

Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.

You know what I like the most? Cake farts.

by RobFrunkis October 18, 2008

cake eater

A person from Edina, MN. Used because normal people only eat cake on their birthdays or for some other special occasion, while people from Edina eat cake for breakfast because they think they're better than everyone else.

Edina kid: "OMG! i scratched daddy's BMW! looks like i have to get a new one!"
Minneapolis kid: "Shut the fuck up before i rip you to pieces you fuckin cake eater"

by 612ThUg October 12, 2006

cake boy

a soft, feminine heterosexual male

Jerome ain't queer. He's just a muthafuckin cake boy!

by Nasty Nate June 23, 2003