Illinois Coke 

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking

Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird”
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”

Illinois Coke by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025

diet coke 

Coca-cola but with no sugar

The diet coke tastes mid 🙄

diet coke by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Canadian coke lines

Your gonna need 2 women for this sex move. When you fuck whichever woman involved (pick the hotter one to fuck) cum on her tits and have the uglier cuck ass chopped bitch spread your semen into 3 even lines across the woman's tits whom you had intercourse with and have her rail them like lines of cocaine

Yo bro me, my girl, and her bestfriend just did Canadian coke lines last night you should try it fr

Canadian coke lines by lilchalupa420 December 17, 2025

Diet Coke Theory

When someone makes a big deal about a small thing but ignores a bigger problem.

Imagine someone walks into a fast food place and says:
“I want the greasiest, saltiest, most calorie-dense meal you have. Give me all of it.”

Then at the end, they add:
“Oh, and a small Diet Coke. I’m on a diet.”

That is what the "Diet Coke Theory" means!

Diet Coke Theory by FALQA April 6, 2026

Cream Coke Zero

A masturbation game where some guys jerk off into a coke zero. The last person to cum has to drink the coke zero.

Shawn: "It's been 20 minutes. Who's gonna cum?"
Mark: cums
Mike: "Drink up Mark"
Mark: "goddammit"
Brian: "Drink the Cream Coke Zero"

Cream Coke Zero by ilovepenises69 April 24, 2026

brownies and coke challenge.

A challenge whereby the participants eat as many brownies as possible and down them with room temperature coca cola, all while sitting in a hot room. The one who successfully avoids soiling themselves before the end of the challenge is the victor.

"Brownies and coke challenge....I ate three pans of brownies and downed room temperature coca cola that is three months old in a room with the temp at 80, and my nickers are whiter than Sarah Palin. This brownies and coke challenge is nuthin."

brownies and coke challenge. by sillybritches April 30, 2014

tyler's coke 

Tyler White's delicious coke

Be careful not to choke on Tyler's coke

tyler's coke by MaybeTylerHD October 14, 2014