Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking
Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”
by FrankVonWorthyton July 07, 2025
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