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Emo

A music subgenre that emerged during the Washington D.C. Hardcore Punk scene in the 1980s. It's prominent progenitors consisted of bands like Rites of Spring and Embrace. The term stemmed from a 1986 Thrasher Magazine article, from the word, "Emocore". In the 90s, the genre had a second wave, most commonly known as Midwest Emo as most of these bands around this wave were from the Midwest. These bands included Cap'n Jazz, Built to Spill, The Get Up Kids, Sunny Day Real Estate, American Football, and Jimmy Eat World. This genre would have elements similar to it's neighbors like Math Rock, Punk, Pop Punk, Grunge, Alternative, and Indie. In the 2000s, the genre would become mainstream, usually having a more harsher tone and personal lyrics. It shares traits from genres like pop punk and post hardcore, with bands like Hawthorne Heights, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, The Red Jump Suit Apparatus, and Pierce the Veil. Additionally in the more underground scene, bands like Mom Jeans, Title Fight, Modern Baseball, and Joyce Manor would dominate the more underground community.

Despite not being Emo, Weezer's Pinkerton helped influence the genre.

Emo by ilovepenises69 June 25, 2026

Cream Coke Zero

A masturbation game where some guys jerk off into a coke zero. The last person to cum has to drink the coke zero.

Shawn: "It's been 20 minutes. Who's gonna cum?"
Mark: cums
Mike: "Drink up Mark"
Mark: "goddammit"
Brian: "Drink the Cream Coke Zero"

Cream Coke Zero by ilovepenises69 April 24, 2026